Kind of…
Sunday night, while Beggy + Tim Stansky were watching the Oscars at the Rustic Kitchen, I was doing what I do best—filling myself up on Pinot Noir and yelling at my tv screen.
Seriously, did you SEE this year’s fashion? It took me two days to recover. What kind of world are we living in where KStew shows up looking FLAWLESS and SJP, Diane Kruger, Charlize Theron, Kate Winslet, and every other woman I love to love looks like some trick-ass hoe who never made it past the parking lot at her highschool prom? SERIOUSLY.
Ugh. Anyways, I will say, however, that the 2010 Oscars were characterized by shock and awe (or, in most cases “aww”) and this post shall be delineated thusly.
SHOCK: The Dude wins big and we all celebrate with white russians! AWW: The director of Point Break wins! and somewhere, far away, Bodhi smiles down on us.


SHOCK: Cameron Diaz wears Armani Privé and looks stunning.
AWE: Zoe Saldana wears Givenchy and makes ombre lovable again!
AWW? : Poor thing. Didn’t anyone tell her? I know she’s just being Miley but come on Lesley—you let her out of the house like that? Homegirl’s Jennifer Packham outfit is two sizes too small and it ain’t doin’ nothin’ for that Nashville hunch. Just saying.
I know I’m not alone! Who shocked/hurt/traumatized you? Who’s still puzzling on Carey Mulligan’s outfit—is it the shoes? is it the dress? Robert Downey Jr. wearing John Lennon glasses at kicks?! Irreverent or just plain stupid?
The questions are endless! Give me some piece of mind!
xo heather