Get the hell out of my way, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. brrrrring…..brrrringgggg! 

I am not doubting your abilities to perhaps outdo me in the household duties department, but I will, in fact, run you down with my very own Missoni for Target Bike that I will be purchasing on the eve of September 14 when the entire collection comes out. 

Your buddy Anne of Green Gables better watch her tail as well.

And if you are all wondering why I’m posting about a damn bike, as opposed to the household items Missoni will be designing for Target, then surely you’ve mistaken me for a decorator. Said bike will be pulling double duty as art, as I’ll be hanging it 12 feet up on my Living Room wall.