HOLLA DOLLA + HELMUT LANG

Things you need for Fall vol. 45: Helmut Lang’s Hood Vest is the perfect edition to your fall wardrobe. The chunky black + white melange knit is beautiful and adds a little gleam to an otherwise drab (i mean, neutral) outfit. Buy it now! $360 xo heather

WORD OF MOUF + PARAMOUNT’S “BLOCKBUSTERS”

I know this seems totally hoaxy but, according to thesource, “a Paramount spokesman told TheWrap “It has some correct information and some inaccurrate information.” So, basically it’s all true and Paramount’s being shamed by (a) its awful memo service (those things should be under lock & key!)  (b) its awful pitches. Seriously, read this for a …

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HOLLA DOLLA + J.D. SALINGER’S TOILET

In which life imitates Art: J.D. Salinger’s toilet is being auctioned off on eBay for a cool $1,000,000.00 (or best offer). Toilets (and, toilettes by virtue) are, like, so painfully au courant. Seriously! Godga’s Armitage Shanks is, to some, a pretty superficial Duchamp reference—Our Lady of the Sequins scrawled “I’m not f*cking Duchamp but I love pissing with you.” —but …

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DAILY DISTRACTION + HOT TWEETS & CAT FASHION

If you follow us on twitter (which you should-for obvious reasons) you’d know that we’re all about life lessons, wonky facts, fashion and general scathing commentary about well, anyone/thing. Which brings me to today’s tweet du jour on CAT FASHION. From the source: “Last night Matilda, the famous Algonquin Hotel cat, celebrated her 15th birthday—and we were there for total coverage. The party …

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HOLLA DOLLA + ANDROID HOMME

For all the Detour enthusiasts! Android Homme’s gorgeous woven duffle bag will not only get you to the gym, it’ll get you there in style. Make the yeahdudes at Gold’s Gym green with envy as you make way for some heavy lifting. $250 xo heather

HOLLA DOLLA + FALL BLAZERS

(R-L: VPL, Alexander Wang, Sally LaPointe, Smythe) The Nantucket dream was short lived. Why? Because today’s obsession is BLAZERS! I love the deconstruction of the Alexander Wang cropped collarless blazer. If you’re not so into structured garments try the VPL Convolution Cardi. It’s slouchy, comfortable and fashion forward (regardless of whether you’re clothed underneath). We can’t all channel Godga. I know, I’ve tried. Anyway, …

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STYLE + WHEN IN NANTUCKET

(L-R) Suno, Betty Jackson, Cynthia Rowley, Karen Walker, Peter Pilotto) The summer’s winding down and it’s still hot as Hades.  But, I will say yesterday when I was watching tonight’sScene Spotter in Nantucket I found myself forgetting Fall and yearning for beaches and sun! and soy ice cream and rompers and so I put together a handful of my S/S 2010 favorites. Enough …

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NEWS À LA CARTE + BLONDES > BRUNETTES ?

Olivia O’Neil, better known as Miss Teen Wanganui, had her crown revoked. Why? Because the pageant winner dyed her blonde hair to brown and was discovered vis-à-vis Facebook. From the source: “After seeing the photos, pageant organizer Barbara Osborne had some choice words for Olivia’s darkened look. “Is that a wig?” I hope it is, don’t give me heart …

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NEWS À LA CARTE + VOGUE & THE OIL SPILL

Steven Meisel and Vogue Italia have come up with a gorgeous, heart-rending editorial based on the Gulf Oil Spill. Now all you fashion savvy wunderkinds can defend your countrymen (and women!) to those fashion-is-vacuous-blah-blah-frivolity-blah hags (who seem to have quadrupled after Chanel’s little upcharge, to which i say:money can’t buy you class). Model: Kristen McMenamy. Picture to …

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